Sounds Like a Beauty
March 9, 2009
On Sunday evenings, my husband co-teaches Confirmation to a dozen 8th graders (mostly boys) at church. Last night I got to be his helper/sergeant-at-arms. On the way home, with 4 of the boys in our car – who were releasing all the gas they had pent up during Confirmation – we overheard this conversation. I promise I’m not embellishing…
#4: In Social Studies I farted and I pretended I didn’t. But Alyssa Schmitt knew and said, “I heard that!”
Sam: Who’s Alyssa Schmitt?
#4: You know, Alyssa Schmitt!
Nate: No, who’s that?
#4: She’s got glasses and sort of an underbite?
Sam: I don’t know who you’re talking about.
#4: Oh yeah, and she has really long fingers.
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