Overheard…

Last night, my husband was quizzing the girls on their Bible knowledge (which they asked him to do, for the record). Here are some highlights:

1. Who was Jesus’ mother?

Moses

2. What was Abraham’s son’s name?

Lincoln

3. Who was the guy who led the people out of Egypt?

Massachusetts

4. Who was Jesus’ cousin?

Pete

Pierre

5. Was Paul a Christian or a Jew?

Well, he left the Jew when he became a Christian

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This morning, #6 took Communion for the first time. On the way home from church, I asked her what she thought of it. She said, “It was great! I felt like a woman!”

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#4 (the walking party) is outside on the trampoline with a half dozen of his friends. Someone just said, “I didn’t know fish had nipples.”