Dear house…

July 7, 2008 at 7:46 pm 4 comments

You have been so good to us these past nine years.  You have endured so many, many disasters (among them, at least 3 fires and 4 floods), changes of decor, spills, mishaps, nicks, dings, and scratches.

Because of your faithfulness, we have decided to give you a 5-day vacation from us.  (Well, you’ll still have the college student to contend with, but he’s a non-threat.)  I promise that for the next 5 days, you will not have to be Swiffered, shop-vacced, touched up, Febrezed, or fumigated.

I’m sorry we’ve been so hard on your base boards, walls, ceilings, bannisters, carpeting, furniture, windows, appliances, upholstery, and foundation.  We try – we really do – to be good owners, but like the Velveteen Rabbit, you are just loved too much!  I know, that sounds lame, but we ruin you because we care.

Anyway, enjoy the break.

Love,
The Family

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Teaching moment Overheard – secondhand

4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Joel  |  December 20, 2008 at 2:05 am

    I don’t know about the college student being a non-threat. I mean, I was there when he put a hole in the basement with a ping-pong paddle.

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  • 2. Joel  |  December 20, 2008 at 2:06 am

    *basement wall

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  • 3. Jude  |  December 20, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    Do you remember how much trouble he got in for that?? I haven’t looked lately, but as I recall, it did get fixed.

    Thanks for being another relatively low-maintenance member of the family. 🙂

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  • 4. Joel  |  December 20, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    haha, not really but i remember him freaking out about it.

    you’re welcome! 😎

    Reply

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